You might be a metro-rednexual if…

Since my teen years I've lived in the suburbs. Protected from the harsh realities of city life and country life. My parents decided a number of years ago to move to Union City- for those of you from around here - I don't need to explain. For outsiders - Union City is the butt of many redneck jokes and worse. Anyway - I've teased my parents incessantly since their move because they don't seem to quite belong. They are attractive and always have themselves together and the whole bit. That's why I found this post from Tony Morgan so funny about a week ago. He lists the top 10 ways to know if you might be a metro-rednexual here